Farting and Social Media
June 1, 2009 by Steve Borsch · Leave a Comment
Appalled that one of the top apps on the Apple iPhone app store was a $.99 app called “Bunny Farts” (iTunes link), I did the tweet you see in the image at left.
Is it just me, or does that tweet not come across as satirical?
Much to my amusement, I received this email today from a company that makes a competing “fart app” for the iPhone hoping I’d go look at their app and do a review:
pam@modstylez.com To: steve (at) iconnectdots.com
Hello,
I’d appreciate if you can give me some feedback on our iphone app iLightFarts
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=317429824&mt=8
I realize that you are iphone app guru
It’d be swell if you can place an honest review of our app.
Thank you,
Pam
Besides being incredibly flattered to be seen as an “iphone app guru”, I realized that I’d have to buy this app, try it out, and then do a review. Or perhaps do a review without buying the app and do a positive one since ModStylez actually reached out to me and sees me as a farting expert.
No question I’m a big fan of comedy and even of flashlight apps for the iPhone, but how many does the world need? Do we also need competitive social media strategies when it comes to better farting capability with our mobile devices?
This sort of random Twitter harvesting (and subsequent emailing) is spam…plain-n-simple. ModStylez (a company who hosts with a Melbourne, Australia ISP so I assume they speak English and further assume they appreciate the satirical) is undoubtedly harvesting any-and-all tweets that mention “fart” apps, but if they’d actually read mine — and had any sense of the ironic — “Pam” would’ve understood that I think these sorts of apps are a complete waste of time.
These and other fart app creators need to do something useful or at least get better at authentically using social media when they reach out to people.
Why Empowered Customer Service Reps Matter
January 23, 2009 by Steve Borsch · 3 Comments
Just had an experience that could have gone awry if not for an empowered customer service rep who took action and turned a negative into something positive by listening to me and having the authority to do the right thing.
For a couple of years I've been enjoying Parallels, the virtual machine to run Windows on Mac. Though I didn't immediately upgrade to 4.0 — since booting into Windows via Boot Camp was meeting my needs at the time — recent client requirements compelled me to leverage my Mac tools and Windows simultaneously making rebooting not a viable option.
Parallels continued emailing finally met my need and it was pretty painless to upgrade rather than move to their competitor VMWare Fusion (and climb a new learning curve to boot) even though I've got some buddies who swear by it and tried to convince me to buy it instead.
Over lunch today I went to the Parallels site, purchased and downloaded the upgrade. Installing it I was asked for my previous version key which I cut-n-pasted from an email. OH NO! It turned out that my previous key was the 3.0 upgrade from 2.0 key…and I needed the original 2.0 key!
After spending a half hour digging through my office closet in search of my original box with the key on the CD jacket, I confirmed my nagging suspicion that I'd tossed it out since I'd written the new key down in my archive as well as emailing it to myself (my way of ensuring it's at my fingertips and safe).
Getting on the phone with customer service licensing, the young woman Amy let me know that I'd need to contact their distribution partner, Nova Development, in order to obtain my original key! Having been through this key dependency problem with Adobe — until they figured out that a successful upgrade requiring a previous key was sufficient anti-piracy measure — I knew I faced nearly an hour of "key chasing" in order to use the product I'd purchased, downloaded and was in the midst of installing.
I asked Amy, "Before we get off the phone, may I rant just a bit?" in my nicest voice, concealing my agitation. Pointing out how Adobe had made a policy change to cease pissing off their customers through this key dependency problem, our conversation eventually got around to her emailing me an original 2.0 key so I could upgrade! Problem solved, customer delighted, and so much so he does a blog post about this atypical-but-very-important service empowerment.
Smart move by Parallels management to not so tightly restrict a licensing rep so s/he can't make a judgement call.
HiDef Conferencing – Free until the end of 2008
October 21, 2008 by Steve Borsch · Leave a Comment
For my other blog, Minnov8, we’ve been recording our Minnov8 Gang podcast using the HiDefConferencing service. Our interviewees and my fellow gang members can call in via Skype or a telephone, and as the main host have web controls, a backup mp3 recording and, most importantly, easy call-in for any participants. All for the up-to-10-participant $30 per month.
Then imagine my delight when I got this email below just now. Very smart marketing, good customer service and goodwill builder during this time where we’re all hunkered down watching our nickels-n-dimes.
To all of our valued customers:
We at www.hidefconferencing.com know that these economic times create anxiety and uncertainty for many of you. We want you to know that www.hidefconferencing.com is on solid ground financially and is continuing to grow our user base at an exciting rate.
As our way of
saying thanks we will not be charging you any fees for your account plans or any of your usage through the rest of this year, 2008 You will also continue to enjoy the same level of service and support that you have become accustomed to from www.hidefconferencing.com but without any of the monthly charges that you have been paying.
A couple of things to keep in mind:
- You will be able to use Skype and regular telephones
- US Toll Free Service will remain subject to the same minute allocations as before
- International Toll Free service unfortunately will have to remain inactive until January, 2009
- The US local numbers will be available at no extra charge through the end of 2008.
In these uncertain times, we want to thank you for supporting www.hidefconferencing.com and do our small part to help you out. However, you can expect us to begin charging you around January 1, 2009.
If you have any questions, please contact us.
Regards,
Ben Lilienthal, CEO
WWW.HIDEFCONFERENCING.COM
“Collaboration Now!” on CNBC Oct. 12th
October 9, 2008 by Steve Borsch · 1 Comment
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When a topic is worthy of a television show, you know it’s hit the mainstream of business consciousness and is one you should sit up and take notice of right away.
Collaboration Now! is a new show on the business channel, CNBC, hosted by Donny Deutsch. This is a successful advertising guy I’ve come to admire through one of the most positive, uplifting and motivating entrepreneurial shows on television he hosts, The Big Idea, and this new show looks to be just as instructive, informative and intriguing.
Here’s the premise:
Collaboration is essential to compete in the global arena. In order to stay ahead of the curve, organizations need to redefine the rules of collaboration, build trust in new ways, collaborate in virtual environments and partner with those who help make it happen.
Find out how Boeing’s global partners are building the airplanes of the future, Cisco is helping companies collaborate from remote locations in real time and how NFTRA is working together to enhance trade, not restrict it.
Does your collaboration have the right ingredients to succeed?
With upcoming shows about collaborating in human resources, social responsibility, the future of tools, technologies and approaches, Collaboration Now! will undoubtedly be one that you will want to set to record on your DVR like I did last evening.
In my talks, attending conferences and interacting with my client executives, there seems to be a surprising leadership reluctance to focus resources on collaboration (or, by extension, any crowdsourcing initiatives) and too strong a need to have teams create elaborate business and use-cases in order to justify collaboration software or services within a company.
Sadly in this time of high oil prices, collapsing financial markets and a near capital lending freeze — all making collaboration software, services and training more imperative and yet tougher to invest in and move forward on — there seems to be a new openness to embrace it as the recognition sinks in that we’re living in a time of the greatest shift in human connection ever and finding ways to collaborate with one another is already a critical success factor.
If nothing else this show will certainly provide strong evidence — and do it with well produced, slick and entertaining segments — that you can use to help justify having collaboration be a much higher priority and worthy of investment.
If you’re a leader in your company, an entrepreneur delivering any kind of web applications or social media, or just a frustrated functional area leader who sees the need for more impactful collaboration, then you’ll certainly absorb some key ideas from the topics they cover and the guests they invite on.