Apple iTablet: It Does Everything!

Apparently this Digitimes article is all the buzz over on Techmeme supposedly saying the rumored Apple tablet is delayed.

DAMMIT anyhow! I fully expected this new tablet to cure cancer, singlehandedly save the publishing industry, remove toe fungus once-and-for-all, and let we mobile users be much, much cooler than anyone who doesn’t yet have one (until millions have it like the iPhone, you know, THOSE PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON USING “XYLOPHONE” AS THEIR RINGTONE!).

Now it’s not coming out or, as linkbaiter PC World says, it might be dead? This blows.